It's Been a While

Hi guys!

Sorry I haven't written in ages and ages, but my human was being silly. Some of her friends thought that letting me write a blog was pointless so she wouldn't let me back on the computermebob.

Anyway, now she's come back to her senses (with a little help from a friend) and decided that letting me write a blog is the decent thing. Freedom of speech for all ferrets!

So. Since I've last written so much has happened.

I have a new brother. His name is Hugo and he's really fat. Like really really fat. When he moved in he was a tiny baby and I got to drag him around like my toy bunny. Now he's huge. Ferretzilla huge. He drags me around! Meanie! I do love him though... especially when he licks my ears.

I also get to go out now. I have a very handsome orange harness, and fatty-hugo has a big blue one for his big belly. I love going out for walks. All these humans stop and say how handsome I am and want to give me cuddles. The lucky ones even get kissies from me. Some stinky humans tell people not to come near me though because they say I smell and I bite. I really don't. Hugo sometimes gets confused and nibbles, but we don't bite. As for smelling... well they should have a whiff of themselves before they start pointing fingers.

I'm off to go and play with all of my new toys now. I got 2 really cool tunnels last week and I love running in and out of them. The funniest thing is Hugo getting his bottom stuck!

Dook Dook!

Archie x